cute love quotes

Love: The most fun you can have without laughing.

If you want me to fall for you,
you got to give me something worth tripping over

Love is being able to walk arm in arm.
Even when you don't see eye to eye

Falling in love is like being struck by lightning.
You can no more make it strike
you than you can avoid it.

Love is an earthquake…
unpredictable, a little scary,
but when the hard part is over,
you realize how lucky you are.

Love is like a roller coaster.
Once you have completed the ride,
you want to go again.

Virginity is like a bubble,
one prick and its all gone

Think of love as a card game:
first, get rid of the jokers,
throw away the hearts,
keep the diamonds...
then try to get a king

I recently read that love is
entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife
treats me like toxic waste.

An archeologist is the best
husband any woman can have;
the older she gets,
the more interested he is in her.

No man is truly married
until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.

Sex without love is an empty experience,
but as empty experiences go,
it's one of the best.